There’s something about doomed love affairs that gets people all aflutter, whether it’s Romeo and Juliet or Jack and Rose or even Ryan and Reese. read more>>

Cinematic man-children are all the craze nowadays, especially if they’re over 30 and still live at home, can’t hold down a job and have never touched a woman. Read more>>

Devout fans have been waiting, patiently, for writer/director Kevin Smith to return to form, and their wish has finally been granted with “Zack and Miri Make a Porno.” Read more>>

“The Secret Life of Bees” is this year’s “Kite Runner,” and that’s not a compliment. Read more>>

Chuck Palahniuk is notorious for writing unlikeable books about unsympathetic people, so it’s no big shock that “Choke,” his latest story to hit the big screen, centers around a total nimwit. What is surprising, however, is that a film about a scheming, soul-searching sex addict named Victor (Sam Rockwell) could be quite so tedious. Read more>>

Jasira (Summer Bishil) has a bewitching power over men. She can’t seem to leave the house without several guys, the older the merrier, treating her like the latest Apple gadget they simply must add to their collection. They don’t let the fact that she is merely 13 years old deter them–it raises a “caution” sign at best, never a “stop.” Read more>>

Is this really the “Sex and the City” reunion that we waited all these years to see? Not only is it upsetting and frustrating, but it’s also shockingly undeveloped, considering its nearly two-and-a-half-hour running time. Read more>>

If there’s a blushing bride anywhere in “27 Dresses,” it’s clearly out of embarrassment. Read more>>

Thankfully, the film is mostly light and harmless, not one of the year’s best but nothing too hazardous to your health. Read more

The most twisted, deranged and blood-splattering film of the year has arrived at last, and it’s every bit as wonderful as you might expect. Read more