THE HITMAN’S WIFE’S BODYGUARD – Review by Brandy McDonnell

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The tiresome sequel “The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard” wastes its star power as cavalierly as its aggressively unlikeable characters waste ammunition.

It takes an almost impressive feat of sheer mediocrity to make a movie starring Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Salma Hayek, Antonio Banderas and Morgan Freeman this annoying.

The sequel to 2017’s “The Hitman’s Bodyguard” finds Reynolds’ former elite bodyguard Michael Bryce still unable to process how his illustrious career ended so disastrously. He takes his therapist’s advice and embarks on a relaxing Italian holiday, but before the tension can even leave his shoulders, Sonia Kincaid (Hayek), the feisty wife of his old nemesis, hitman Darius Kincaid (Jackson) swoops in guns blazing and whisks him off to help her rescue her kidnapped husband.

The unlikely trio crosses paths with a hot-headed, underhanded Interpol Agent Bobby O’Neill (Frank Grillo), who strong-arms them into helping him thwart a convoluted scheme by Greek billionaire Aristotle Papdopolous (Banderas) to bring down Europe’s infrastructure and economy using a giant diamond-tipped drill and some gnarly malware.

The screenplay by Tom O’Connor, Brandon Murph and Phillip Murphy offers no surprises for viewers and no compelling material for the performers, who fall back on their go-to movies. Reynolds snarks like he’s wearing an invisible Deadpool costume. Jackson hurls F-bombs. Hayek goes on fiery Latina rants and uses her ample bosom to distract goons.

Fist fights, car chases and gunfights break out, but director Patrick Hughes does little to make the action interesting, just noisy, bombastic and garishly violent.

A few of the quips hits just right or one of the outlandish set pieces gets the adrenaline pumping. It’s fun to see Hayek kicking butt at age 54, plus she and Banderas still have wonderful chemistry all these years after they burned up the screen in 1995’s much more satisfying action movie “Desperado”

But if Hollywood wants people to come back to theaters as the COVID-19 pandemic subsides, the studios are going to have to provide better movies then this.

“The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard” is out now on digital and will be available on 4K Ultra HD combo pack (plus Blu-ray and digital), Blu-ray combo pack (plus DVD and digital), DVD and on demand Aug. 17 from Lionsgate.


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Brandy McDonnell

Brandy McDonnell writes features and reviews movies, music, events and the arts for The Oklahoman, Oklahoma's statewide newspaper, and, the state's largest news Web site. Raised on a farm near Lindsay, Okla., she started her journalism career in seventh grade, when she was elected reporter for her school's 4-H Club. Taking her duties seriously, she began submitting stories to The Lindsay News, and worked for the local weekly through high school. She attended Oklahoma State University, where she worked for The Daily O'Collegian and earned her journalism degree with honors. She worked for three years at small Oklahoma dailies The Edmond Sun and Shawnee News-Star. In 2002, she joined The Oklahoman as a features reporter, writing about movies, the arts, events, families and nonprofits. She moved to The Oklahoman's entertainment desk in 2007. In 2004, she won a prestigious Journalism Fellowship in Child & Family Policy from the University of Maryland's Philip Merrill College of Journalism. Along with her membership in AWFJ, she also is a founding member of the Oklahoma Film Critics Circle. Brandy writes The Week In Women blog for