MOONFALL – Review by T.J. Callahan

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Moonfall: What would Elon Musk do?

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s Moonfall.

When life on Earth goes to heck thanks to a swarm of nano tech, that’s Moonfall.

That master of disaster, Roland Emmerich, uses bits and pieces of every sci fi, action movie he ever made and borrowed from a few others to put together another apocalyptic adventure of disastrous proportions…literally and figuratively.

In Moonfall, a mysterious force knocks the moon from its orbit and sends it hurtling toward Earth. If not for the knowledge and bravery of two astronauts and a space conspiracy theorist, life on the big blue planet would cease to exist.

Halle Berry is Jocinda Foster, a former shuttle commander turned mom and NASA executive, who’s leading the Save the Earth campaign . Patrick Wilson is her hero to zero back to hero co-pilot and John Bradley (Samwell from GOT) is the man with the hidden figures to take them on one more final leap to the moon to save mankind from an orb that’s not what we thought it was.

Moonfall has some fun special effects, it’ll definitely hold your attention and it’s rated PG 13, so you can bring the family (no time for hobbledy gobbledy on this mission), but it also makes NASA look like a bunch of nincompoops and the plot has more holes than our lunar neighbor has craters.

Fortify yourself with lots of Tang for this space ride. Ricky gives Moonfall 2 eyes open, but 3 less brain cells.
It’s in theaters now

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T. J. Callahan

Texas Radio Hall of Fame broadcaster, T.J. Callahan switched gears from traffic and news reporting as a member of the Marconi Award winning Hudson and Harrigan Show on KILT in Houston to directing you to the right movie theatre as the resident film critic for Houston Radio Platinum and 101 Gold , Southern New Mexico's favorite radio station. Since 2009, T.J. has exclusively critiqued premiering films on such stations as KRMD in Shreveport, La., KILT in Houston, WCKT in Sarasota, Fla., as well as on The Chris X Blayney Show on The Liberty Eagle Radio Network and The Sam Malone Show on KNTH in Houston. Entertaining and informative, T.J. gets right to the point and lets you know whether the latest epic is worth your time. Listen to her Friday and Saturdays on houstonradioplatinum.com and on Friday afternoons on the Leslie T. Travis Show on KVLC FM in Las Cruces. T.J. is also a proud member of the Critics Choice Association and the Houston Film Critics Society. She truly believes everything in life is one degree of Blazing Saddles.