IMMACULATE – Review by T.J. Callahan

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Immaculate: Get thee out of this nunnery.

Immaculate is a conception of the blasphemous kind that takes place in a convent where young women enter, but they never leave.

Set in a remote abbey in the picturesque Italian countryside, Immaculate tells the story of Sister Cecilia, an American nun who decides to leave the tragedies of her childhood behind to start a new life serving with a well established order. However, she soon learns “Satan himself often masquerades as an angel of light.”

Sydney Sweeney, the new “It Girl” (despite being in Madame Web), dons the habit as Sister Cecelia. If anyone could bring a twinge of sexiness to a woman of the cloth, it’s Sweeney. She may have been cloistered, but she isn’t confined under her gown…if you know what I mean.

Immaculate is a by the Good Book religious horror film. The convent is dark and old, there are forbidden catacombs, the priests have ulterior motives, the score is eerie and there’s an over dependence on jump scares. Still Sweeney, as the conduit for the second coming of Christ, sinks her teeth, literally, into this role and delivers on all Stations of the Cross providing enough cringe worthy moments to make horror film virgins repent.

Sweeney wanted this part badly enough to take on the role of producer as well as acquiring and revising the original 2014 script, hiring a director and selling the film to Neon. Sounds like a Mother Superior to me,

Immaculate is in English and Italian with some subtitles. Say three Hail Marys before entering the theater and hang on for an unCONVENTional thriller. The TeejFlixometer gives it a 6 out of 10.

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T. J. Callahan

Texas Radio Hall of Fame broadcaster, T.J. Callahan switched gears from traffic and news reporting as a member of the Marconi Award winning Hudson and Harrigan Show on KILT in Houston to directing you to the right movie theatre as the resident film critic for Houston Radio Platinum and 101 Gold , Southern New Mexico's favorite radio station. Since 2009, T.J. has exclusively critiqued premiering films on such stations as KRMD in Shreveport, La., KILT in Houston, WCKT in Sarasota, Fla., as well as on The Chris X Blayney Show on The Liberty Eagle Radio Network and The Sam Malone Show on KNTH in Houston. Entertaining and informative, T.J. gets right to the point and lets you know whether the latest epic is worth your time. Listen to her Friday and Saturdays on houstonradioplatinum.com and on Friday afternoons on the Leslie T. Travis Show on KVLC FM in Las Cruces. T.J. is also a proud member of the Critics Choice Association and the Houston Film Critics Society. She truly believes everything in life is one degree of Blazing Saddles.