THE BRIDE! – Review by T.J. Callahan

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The Bride!: “I prefer not to.”

Frankenstein’s monster is lonely. If he’s going to live, he wants to live life to the fullest…in EVERY way…wink, wink. He needs someone who’s like him in mind and body. Abby someone. Abby Normal. Or in this case, Ida, and he wants her to be his (The) Bride!

Guillermo del Toro gave movie lovers yet another interpretation of Frankenstein in 2025, but what about the rest of the story? This is where actress turned writer/director Maggie Gyllenhaal’s interest peaked. She not only reanimates The Bride of Frankenstein, but channels her inner Mary Shelley by reimagining the 1935 Elsa Lanchester classic through the author’s own eyes by giving the ghoul not just a bigger part in her own movie, but a strong individual voice that, in turn, sparks female empowerment among the gals in gangster run 1930’s Chicago.

Award winning actress Jessie Buckley, fresh off all the accolades as Shakespeare’s wife in Hamnet, breathes life into the monster’s betrothed as well as Shelley herself playing a dual role in this feminist Frankenstein. Christian Bale is the stitched together creature looking for a partner in crime in more ways than one. The two take off on an unintentional cartoonish killing spree throughout the Midwest that makes them look more like a previously dead Bonnie and Clyde.

Gyllenhaal reunites cast members from her directorial debut in 2021’s The Lost Daughter including her husband Peter Sarsgaard and Buckley. Also featured in the film are Annette Bening as Dr. Euphronious, a brilliant Gene Wilder-like wild haired scientist and protege of Dr. Frankenstein. Jeannie Berlin as her personal Igor named Greta. Penelope Cruz is a very intuitive police detective. With Jake Gyllenhaal making a cameo as a Golden Age of Hollywood matinee idol idolized by the miscreants.

The Bride is a very meta mash up of monsters, mayhem, murder, molls, massive amounts of makeup, meddling men, and the marvelous mind of Maggie Gyllenhaal which all adds up to maniacal movie magic. Rated R, this Gothic romance isn’t for the faint of heart. It sparks up to a 6.5 on the TeejFlixometer, but only managed 1 ️open from my husband Ricky.

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T. J. Callahan

Texas Radio Hall of Fame broadcaster, T.J. Callahan switched gears from traffic and news reporting as a member of the Marconi Award winning Hudson and Harrigan Show on KILT in Houston to directing you to the right movie theatre as the resident film critic for Houston Radio Platinum and 101 Gold , Southern New Mexico's favorite radio station. Since 2009, T.J. has exclusively critiqued premiering films on such stations as KRMD in Shreveport, La., KILT in Houston, WCKT in Sarasota, Fla., as well as on The Chris X Blayney Show on The Liberty Eagle Radio Network and The Sam Malone Show on KNTH in Houston. Entertaining and informative, T.J. gets right to the point and lets you know whether the latest epic is worth your time. Listen to her Friday and Saturdays on houstonradioplatinum.com and on Friday afternoons on the Leslie T. Travis Show on KVLC FM in Las Cruces. T.J. is also a proud member of the Critics Choice Association and the Houston Film Critics Society. She truly believes everything in life is one degree of Blazing Saddles.